Mmouse Enterprises
Chairman’s HQ
Knoxville, Tennessee
July 14, 2020
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
The disturbance at last night’s press conference came as a result of a reported riot threat near the building. Word of nearby protestors reportedly targeting the facility spread like wildfire throughout the Mmouse Enterprises communications department. Spokesman Lawrence Mason thought that he had learned of a credible threat posed against the building and passed the message along to security so that they could inform the Chairman and the Co-Vice Chair, Miss Mouse. It wasn’t until an hour later that the threat was deemed to be a case of miscommunication.
The Board, led by Chairman Murrey, offers their sincerest apologies to the press corps for their abrupt evacuation from the building, which was based solely on this perceived threat. An internal investigation has been launched by Board President Howard Knuckles to find the source of the miscommunication in order to rule out foul play/intentional misdirection.
Moreover, the Board finished their assessment and approval of the medical professional whose services were obtained by Co-Vice Chairman Mickey Mouse Junior, per the Board’s mandate as a term for alleviation of his suspension. The clock is still ticking for him to meet the other two deadlines. In this regard, we will keep you posted.
Finally, Chairman Murrey commissioned two new officials for the PWI: Lance Storm and the first ever woman to officiate in an Mmouse Enterprises ring: Stephanie McMahon!!
Stay tuned for more updates, coming soon!