Mmouse Enterprises News Center
Knoxville, Tennessee
August 25, 2020
Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason
Police were dispatched to the PWI Dome at the site of PWI Live where it was scheduled to transpire tonight after being postponed one night when Chairman Murrey became aware of a credible terrorist threat to the venue. As a security sweep was proceeding through the building to make sure it would be safe for tonight’s broadcast authorities came across some disturbing signs of tampering with equipment. Then, as Board Members were discussing the apparent sabotage in the making a scream was heard from inside the main hallway followed quickly by Jackie Mouse – the teenage daughter of Catherine who owns 24% of company shares and is represented by Harry Puddphucker as a proxy Co-Vice Chair – was seen running frantically out of the building and into the arms of a security team member.
This is when the police were called. They discovered graffiti sprayed all over Jackie’s private room and a blood red message saying “the Apocalypse is coming”. Jackie was inconsolable and left with the authorities. Law enforcement then warned Mmouse Enterprises in official communication against holding any event this evening or until they have completed a thorough investigation into the recent occurrences. They even revealed that they slightly suspect that the recent COVID-19 outbreak which caused the beginning in these delays may have had some connection to the terrorist threats as well as the message in Jackie’s room. Chairman Murrey was visibly angry as he agreed and stormed off into his limo.
Before the chairman could leave, however, I was able to get this brief statement from him:
“The wrestling world can not be permitted to plunge into a state of uncertainty once again, especially after such a great start over the past year. I had to agree to AGAIN postpone tonight’s show per the request of law enforcement only because they threatened to either shut us down outright or to at least bar any fans from attending. So, in order to prevent next week from experiencing a similar delay I will instead postpone the next/last three episodes of PWI Live until the following dates: Monday, September 7th, Tuesday, September 8th, and Monday, September 14th. Any further delays forced by extenuating circumstances will force the cancellation of the preseason. Finally, I am forced to decide upon the card for “Clash of the Destined” on September 20th within the next week. I will have a press release for that pay per view kicking off the fourth season by September 1st.”
Stay tuned for more updates as they come!