Mmouse Enterprises Press Release (Re: The Recent Belch of Stupid from Benjamin)

Columbus, OH

June 11, 2019

From the Desk of Chairman Mickey Mouse J.R.

After reading Benny's response to my post-draft release, I had to have an emergency neurological examination to prepare for the threat of serious brain damage caused by my runt sibling's lack of basic intelligence. Stupidity is most definitely contagious if left unchecked and the only real antidote is a healthy helping of education courtesy of one the world's greatest minds in the world of business. I am happy to assist anyone who may have been victimized by the intellectual rape to which the wrestling world was subjected by the reject of House "Mouse".

If Benjamin spent less time walking around empty arenas - a sight to which he has become accustomed to seeing after each of his promotional failures over the last few decades - and more time working with the creative genius like I have throughout my career (for me, that mostly involves a conversation with the mirror...for him, that is an arduous feat even for Harvard's top graduating business class) he would see how one could have accomplished what I did in the past and even in this recent draft.

I knew going in that I would need the young and ambitious assistance of my brilliant and determined daughter, Catherine. Benny raw dogged his experience and was left with shame and sketchy results not unlike his equals in the bedroom battle field. I appreciated that Catherine's unfinished vision for the PWI would need her unique touch to make it complete in the coming era, and that is why we came out with a larger and superior women's division than Benny's.

Benny may think it hilarious to mock the Mmouse Enterprises decision to exempt superstars like Robby Storm and "The Best" Mike O'Malley, but that is because he is detached from the ability to see untapped potential instead of relying on stars who've already seen their light burst through. What do I mean? Much of the talent Benny has utilized to build the modicum of success he has experienced were already stars in the Indies or even with my guidance. He has primarily only had five breakout stars for which he can solely claim facilitating: Teo, Attitude, Armageddon, Jesse Hash, and Athena Starr.

Benjamin sits back and chuckles about the prospects of O'Malley and Storm now just as Murrey and the rest of the world did at the likes of Metalhead, Blaster, Cool Quest, Iron Claw, and Woody Junior back in 1996. It is not unlike how others were mocked throughout the history of the USWA; and there is practically an army of additional names to mention with respect to the superstar-factory that has been my company.

Benny also forgets that I have been proven capable of turning no names from other promotions into icons. It is easy to forget that Dragonfly didn't start out as the powerhouse in sports entertainment that he has since become. When he came to me in October 2002 from the North Division of the UWA, Dragonfly was little more than Krusader's talented cousin. Icons are not born, they have to be molded, and it takes the right touch to ensure that happens.

Where Benny's limited powers of perception sees jokes, I see gold deeply buried yearning to be unearthed. However, I won't count on anyone other than myself to recognize the treasures before me at this early stage. I will just have to do the hard work of - alongside Catherine - carefully preparing our prizes for the world to enjoy over the course of time...just as I have done time and time again.

You will all soon see who the real "elite" are in professional wrestling.

Sincerely,

Mickey Marcus Mouse Junior - Owner/Chair of Mmouse Enterprises