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Mmouse Enterprises Press Release

  • Writer: WOW Channel/Spokesperson
    WOW Channel/Spokesperson
  • Jun 12, 2019
  • 2 min read

A Joint Statement from the Chair and Vice Chair of Mmouse Enterprises:


Dearest fans of professional wrestling,


You are being played for fools by the greatest conman in the history of business: Donald Trump? No, Benjamin Wade Mouse. Benny wants all of you to be as dismissive of the critique of his intelligence as he is, but the truth is that Mickey repeatedly highlights this fact because it is relevant to the topic at hand. Without a sound mind and a basic ability to comprehend what is transpiring in the world around you, one can not be expected to provide quality service to you, the consumer. In essence, Mickey is ridiculing the intellectual weaknesses of his youngest sibling out of concern for the welfare for the employees and customers of BWM Inc. This is an act of love, not resentment.


Unfortunately, Benny also felt the need to lash out and distract from his very real handicap by attacking the business relationship between Mickey and Catherine as well as taking a tasteless and morbid jab at a deceased former Two Time World Champion and future Hall of Famer (a disgusting move which we will not dignify with a specific response). Mickey has demonstrated time and time again that he has the utmost faith in his daughter, and she will still be in control of the creative direction of PWI moving forward. Mickey has only taken it upon himself to pen the recent press releases because he appreciates that Benny is a petty and manipulative specimen and Mickey wants to keep Catherine's hands clean from what will undoubtedly be a dirty slug fest.


Even so, Catherine has been gnashing her teeth waiting to get back into the fray all the while rebuilding the foundation for what will certainly be the greatest wrestling promotion of all time. Catherine is a fighter, but she is also a professional on a superior level to her father and uncle. Mickey sees her potential and was alarmed by the initial back and forth which threatened to stain her image. Going forward, Mickey has agreed to step back as Catherine resumes authoring 90% of future press releases and participating in the same percentage of press conferences. This is Catherine's time now, and Mickey trusts that the future is in great hands.


From Dusk Til Dawn's final chapter will finally put an end to eras of old. It will be an epic event for the history books, but it will also open the proverbial flood gates to usher in a new day. With that in mind, the title of this spectacle is wholly appropriate. It is the "Dusk" of the past, and the "Dawn" of a new beginning. The dawn of the sixth era of professional wrestling.


Respectfully,


Mickey M. Mouse J.R. - Owner/Chairman of Mmouse Enterprises

Catherine L. Mouse - Vice Chairwoman/C.O.O. of Mmouse Enterprises

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