MMouse Enterprises Press Conference
- WOW Channel/Spokesperson
- Jul 6, 2019
- 3 min read
MMouse Enterprises Headquarters
Memphis, Tennessee
July 6, 2019
Lawrence Mason: *Approaches podium* Good morning members of the press. The Chief Operations Officer, Miss Mouse will be here shortly to take your questions. We know that all of you have been clamoring to hear from the PWI ever since From Dusk Til Dawn and in light of recent press releases by our competition. Catherine is more than happy to answer your questions and without any further delay, here she is.
Catherine Mouse (CM): Thank you everyone. The past month since From Dusk Til Dawn has been quite a whirlwind of events. Preparations are well underway for the highly anticipated rebirth of the PWI. I have no special announcements as of right now, but have agreed to this press conference to take your questions so that our customers may be as best informed of developments as possible. First question.
NBC Sports: Thank you, Madame Vice Chair. Since From Dusk Til Dawn we have heard plenty from your uncle and nothing from your father. Why the silence from Mickey?
CM: My father recognizes that his time to control the helm of this company has passed. The world saw him humble himself for the first time in his life at From Dusk Til Dawn. He saw the future while looking at me and the female talent in the ring at the time, and he knows that his role in that future is simply as a wise, proud, and silent observer. The floor is mine and I am not about to get sucked into the drama of days past. We have a business to run here as opposed to a never-ending Mouse family feud soap opera. Next.
ESPN: If we are counting points based on the old competitive feud between this company and your uncle’s, it may be reasonable for some to assess that BWM Inc. is taking a substantial lead in the wake of From Dusk Til Dawn especially as they announce one major new acquisition after another. How do you respond to your rival seizing the day?
CM: I congratulate the free agents who’ve secured new contracts in the EWA. However, I worry about the free agents who were drafted by the company during the so-called “shadow draft” or “free agent draft” but many of whom have yet to receive their contracts from BWM Inc. As per the rules of the WOW Draft, the free agents who were enlisted and divided up by the two companies must receive their contracts by the end of March 2020 lest they return to free agency. I can guarantee you that while my uncle wastes precious time and money acquiring new talent and neglecting his obligations to those he has already secured otherwise, we in the PWI are preparing to spend $100 Million between now and March to rebuild our entertainment infrastructure and guarantee the contracts for our new draftees. As part of our policy of fiscal responsibility – a lesson our competition could learn from -, we will only target new talent once our immediate obligations are met.
HBO Sports: Do you have your eye on any talent currently in the independent circuit and free agency?
CM: Of course, and every one of the EWA acquisitions announced over the past two weeks was on that list. Even so, we are not going to forget the bills we still need to pay just to beat Benny to the punch of making headlines in the wrestling world. We will do this the right way and our product will prove superior as a result.
CNN: Can you tell us anything additional about how the roll out of PWI’s return will look?
CM: I can and will only tell you that more information will come in the coming weeks and months as we build the aforementioned infrastructure. We take this investment of $100 Million seriously. Some time in either September or October we will begin major promotional efforts for the event which will shed more light on what to expect. Well, everyone, I hate to cut this short, but I have more work to do. Be sure to stay alert as more press releases and, yes, press conferences will be coming in the near future. *Leaves*
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