Mmouse Enterprises Press Briefing

Mmouse Enterprises Headquarters

Press Room

Memphis, Tennessee

July 27th, 2019

(MM: Mickey Mouse JR, LM: Lawrence Mason)

*Lawrence Mason enters the room and takes the podium*

LM: Thank you everyone for coming today. As we announced the other day there has been an explosion of events here at Mmouse Enterprises. We announced new talent and are making great progress towards being prepared for the relaunch of PWI in January. In the past month we learned that Chairman Mouse had permanently suspended his campaign for president for reasons that he will delve into shortly. Swiftly after that moment, the Chairman reasserted his authority as owner of this company with what he considered to be necessary terminations where he had the power to terminate in our corporate offices. He then subsequently sent the Vice Chairwoman a message, telling her that while he may not have the authority to terminate her, she is absolutely not in sole control of the fate of this company and must cease and desist in any of her claims to the contrary…

*Mickey enters the room, motions for Lawrence to leave as he takes the podium*

MM: Ok! Ok! You all get the gist of it. I’m back in the fray! Now, let me explain in clear terms what the overly-diplomatic Lawrence is incapable of conveying: I am fed up with my daughter and my brother thinking that they can just barge into the picture, humiliate me, and write my professional obituary! If you think for one second that I am going to sit idly by and ride off into the sunset of this industry as Benny and Catherine take over and wreck everything that I’ve built then none of you have learned a damn thing about me!!

I didn’t suspend my campaign because of any concern that I couldn’t win, nor did I amass a grand debt – unlike my aerosol-inhaling youngest sibling -, rather I ended my campaign because the industry that I built – YES, THAT IIIIIIII BUILT – was in great peril in my potential absence and I knew it was more important to preserve my professional legacy than to pursue a political vanity trophy. That is why I decided to purge the corporate headquarters of the disloyal and to reinstate my authority over the future of the company.

In the past few months you have heard announcements from this podium suggesting that our programming would be bi-weekly, starting with our returning Pay Per View. Well, that is both true and false. It was completely true until I felt compelled to inject myself into this battle. So, after the season premiere on January 6th at “Greatness Reborn”, we will not be waiting until the 20th for the return of “PWI Live!” Instead, I will be introducing my own bi-weekly program on the 13th called “PWI Asylum” with a healthy blend of everything which made my model for this industry work in the past and the greatness of today’s talent. Catherine will premiere her own bi-weekly program called “PWI Legends” the next Monday – the 20th -, and immediately after that broadcast goes off the air she and I will host a PWI Draft of male superstars to split between us. Until we secure at least 50 female stars the women’s roster will be shared on “Asylum” and “Legends”, and tag teams will be able to cross over from time to time as well while the champions will represent the company united. Furthermore, the drafts will become annual starting with the season finale’s eve in season four at Motivation 8 in June 2021.

Why am I doing this, you may ask? Because I want to demonstrate to Catherine that I can do a better job of crushing Benny than she can. She will get her chance on my off-weeks and vice versa. So, prepare yourselves, because the fun has only begun! No questions!!

*Mickey then leaves as a frustrated press room shouts questions at him*

AFTER THE PRESS BRIEFING, THE FOLLOWING RELEASE WAS HANDED OUT TO THE MEDIA:

Tentative Card for “PWI Asylum Premiere on January 13th, 2020” –

Men’s Tag Team Championship, Ladder Match = Guerreros v. TNT v. The Hardys v. YMCA v. Lance and Robby Storm

Mark Henry v. Kane

Teo and Amazon v. Attitude and Ariel

Triple Threat – (the PWI Participants from From Dusk Til Dawn’s History-making

Massacre Six Match) Victoria v. Angelina Love v. Living Dead Girl

Open 20 Woman Battle Royal to Crown First Ever PWI Women’s Tag Team Champions (Last Two Women Become Champions)

Finally, the return of the CROCK SHOW!!