Mmouse Enterprises
Chairman’s HQ
Knoxville, Tennessee
May 8, 2020
In the wake of the ratings results for the May 4th, 2020 battle between PWI’s “Champions Showcase” and EWA’s “Retro Revolution” – wherein EWA continued its winning streak over the PWI -, the following sets of reactions were offered by PWI’s administration:
Chairman Murrey: “While I congratulate EWA on their fourth consecutive ratings victory over the PWI, I must note that this is only the fourth time that we have seen EWA in action. It is very easy to pick up a victory when every show that you present is a “return show” of sorts, and it is especially easy to generate excitement amongst the fans when you take them on a trip down memory lane. Don’t get me wrong, the performance of the EWA talent was spot on and they are deserving of their success so far, but we need to put things into perspective here. Let’s see how well they do in the ratings if and when they can maintain a steady schedule with a week-to-week ratings battle.”
Co-Vice Chair and Legends Commissioner Catherine L. Mouse: “The immense talent of EWA can not be denied. I, for one, actually enjoyed their show a lot more than I enjoyed ours. I’m not going to sugarcoat anything here. If the PWI is the superior product then we better damn well be ready to prove it. I haven’t seen that yet from us, and neither has a majority of the people watching at home. Time for us in PWI to stop making excuses and to use these four losses in a row as a wake up call for the things we need to improve upon.”
Icon, Record-Holding World Champion and Ascendants Commissioner Slammu Crawford: “I was on the edge of my seat watching so many of my old buddies and foes appear on Retro Revolution. How could you watch Showcase over that? I don’t mean to belittle our product at all, because Showcase was a good show. However, Retro Revolution was consistently fun to watch. I had no doubt who had won the night. It is time to deliver our own Super-Punch, if you will.”
Founder and Co-Vice Chairman Mickey M. Mouse Junior (via Twitter): “Typical Benny. The only way he could guarantee that continued success of his unreliable excuse for a product was to use a handful of legends that I molded in WPW and USWA. It was obvious what Retro Revolution really was; ‘Mickey presents Revolution’. Can’t wait for the next show sometime in early fall.”
Moreover, we have learned that a special announcement will be made about Motivation 7 this coming Monday on the Showcase Rebound!!
Respectfully submitted by:
Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason