From the Desk of Benny Mouse (Re: Catherine's Press Conference, talent infrastructure, and more!)
- Benny Wade Mouse
- Jul 7, 2019
- 3 min read
Dear friends,
In the time that has passed since From Dusk Till Dawn 3, we have heard very little from my family in the south. What we have heard has been either misleading or ambiguous, and with respect to my niece, all I can say is Mickey has already shown the world who really has the final say in the PWI. While Catherine plays CEO, it is Mickey who proved the boss when the lights and the cameras were on. As much as I wish he had not usurped that power from her, he did and we cannot pretend that it did not happen. Catherine's display at From Dusk Til Dawn - after hours of heightened tension surrounding her whereabouts - was a genuine display of strength that my brother has completely undermined via his actions prior.
I would also like to address a specific comment Catherine made when she last spoke to the press in regards to the "shadow draft." I will personally guarantee that by the time the doors open on Dec. 28 at Hell Hath No Fury, every talent drafted in the "shadow draft" will not only be signed, but will also all be ready for action.
As my competition touts investments that they're *going* to make, I'd like to tell you about the ones we are already making.
Last week while in New York City - home of the beautiful Madison Square Garden, the EWA's home turf and host of our first and second shows - I formally met with Rowdy Ronda Rousey, who many of you are familiar with due to the popularity of Combat Sports such as MMA in the fall out of the previous wrestling era. Rousey has signed her contract, and she is not the only one. I also took a meeting with independent sensation Seth Rollins. Both of whom were drafted in the so-called "shadow draft." I have also met with my daughter Megan Mouse, who also officially signed her contract. To the best of my knowledge, my brother and my niece have not fulfilled any of the obligations set under the rules of the "shadow draft," yet Catherine has the audacity to gaslight you by criticizing me.
You see, my niece goes on and on about fiscal responsibility to distract from the fact that my brother wasted millions upon millions running for president. Mickey's little publicity stunt has cost the PWI untold amounts of money, and while I'm no stranger to the occasional bad investment, they have no ground to criticize me or lecture me on fiscal responsibility when their mistakes are so recent and are presently impacting their ability to fund their infrastructure.
We are committed to building the best and most diverse roster in professional wrestling history, and as such I promise to invest in up to two dozen additional acquisitions prior to Dec. 28!
To continue our forward momentum, I am proud to announce the signing of another Knockout, Shayna Baszler! Baszler, a South Dakota native, is a mixed martial artist who trained under Rhonda Rousey in the smash hit "The Ultimate Fighter." Baszler left the world of Combat Sports earlier this summer to pursue a career in professional wrestling.
Finally, I would like to announce that on the return episode of Revolution, scheduled for Jan. 13, 2020, we will debut a new match called "Money in the Bank." The match will consist of eight superstars from the Knockouts Division, and the Knockout who first climbs the ladder to retrieve the contract in a locked briefcase will have a guaranteed title shot at any time of her choosing throughout the entirety of the 2020 season!
Stay tuned!
Sincerely,
Benny Wade Mouse
CEO and Chairman of BWM, Inc.
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