2019 Elite Wrestling Alliance Roster
Draft Exemptions:
Miss Athena Star, Jesse Hash, Randy Orton, CM Punk, AJ Styles, Mystico, Mickie James, Cody Rhodes, Beth Phoenix, Christian
Top 10 Draft Selections:
1. Kofi Kingston
2. Nikki Bella
3. Natalya Neidhart
4. Kelly Kelly
5. Torrie Wilson
6. Brie Bella
7. Rey Mysterio
8. Daniel Bryan
9. Armageddon
10. Ted Dibiase Jr.
Sean Olsen, Shamus, Sabu, Chris Jericho, Yokozuna, Raven, Umaga, Big Show, Sonjay Dutt, Luna Vachon
The Ladies Man, R-Truth, Aiden English, Homicide, Billy Kidman, Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner, Elijah Burke, The Rock, Jesus Gonzalez, Booker T., Megan, Sandman, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Jaime Noble, Renee Dupree, Hardcore Holly, Robert Conway, Crash Holly
Heavy Metal, Tori Waltman, Dustin Rhodes, William Regal, Nunzio, Tajiri, Henry Godwin, Phineas Godwin, Metal Head, Goldust
AJ Lee, Becky Lynch, Ronda Rousey, Charlotte Flair, Seth Rollins, Naomi, Finn Balor, Sami Zayn, Bayley, Big E Langston, Xavier Woods, Ricochet, Liv Morgan, Dana Brooke, Roman Reigns, Elias, Summer Rae, Trish Stratus
Dear friends,
As you can tell by the aforementioned list, it has been an exiting day in the otherwise dull "city" known as Columbus, OH. (Side note: What's a wealthy, classy businessman like myself to do in America's toilet bowl? Would it have killed Catherine to pick a location that features cultural attractions? There's a reason Ohio has fewer letters than all the other states with the exception of Utah, and everyone knows that Utah, like Ohio, is undeserving of more letters...)
Ironically enough, I was on the ground during this morning's draft. As I walked up and down the arena (the ring went up today as set preparations began for Friday's PPV), I couldn't help but notice that neither Mickey or Catherine were on the floor, though I had heard Lawrence Mason, Jim Ross, and Vinny Mouse - who were front and center on the floor - served as envoys in their stead.
I had considered a response to Mickey's criticisms of my exemptions, but then I remembered he exempted Mike O'Malley and Robbie Storm, which is a better critique of his judgment than even I could muster.
In the coming days and weeks, I will be sharing more information on the EWA's future, including profiles and interviews with the likes of first-round draft choice Kofi Kingston, Daniel Bryan and former MMA champion Ronda Rousey.
Until then, I look forward to seeing you all Friday night (even if it means another four days in the hellhole also referred to as 'Columbus.') As always, stay tuned!
-Benny Wade Mouse