November 2nd, 2019
Mmouse Enterprises HQ2
Nashville, Tennessee
Reporting: Lawrence Mason
Following the late-night special Board Meeting called by Catherine on October 28th and interrupted by a team of Mickey’s lawyers that forced the gathering to stop, citing Mickey’s unrealistic chances at attending given that he was in Memphis at the time, a new meeting was called for today. Upon arrival in the HQ2 Board Room, Catherine and the Board Members were confronted with a surprise presence of the Nashville Police Department. Catherine – visibly frustrated with what appeared to be another delay – demanded an explanation for the police coming, to which one of the officers insisted that she come with him for questioning. After an hour of the Vice Chairwoman sitting in the police station awaiting her round of questions, it was soon made clear that she was arrested because an “anonymous source” reported a “theft in progress” with Catherine Mouse being the main suspect. Once Catherine answered questions for another hour about the accusation, the arresting officer felt satisfied that she was likely telling the truth about her innocence.
Miss Mouse then released the following statement: “In what appears to have been another crafty delay tactic orchestrated by my father so as to prevent the inevitable - that is, his official dethroning as the unquestioned leader of Mmouse Enterprises -, I have resolved that we will meet one more time tomorrow. Mickey has had more than sufficient time to prepare for this meeting and the time has come for him to present his case for why we should not go forward or submit to the will of the Board. Enough games, it is time to get back to business.”
There was no statement offered by Chairman Mickey Mouse Junior nor was there any apparent effort to comment by the mysterious Co-Vice Chairperson.
In other news, the details of the PWI Internal Draft between “Asylum” and “Legends” was released, and the results thereof will take effect on January 27th:
Mickey – representing “Asylum” – won the coin flip to get the first pick in the men’s and women’s drafts. Catherine represented “Legends”. Here’s how the picks unfolded:
Men’s Draft –
Asylum secured = 1. FRED, 2. Dragonfly, 3. Drakus, 4. Bray Wyatt, 5. Braun Strowman, 6. Dolph Ziggler, 7. Kane, 8. Matt Taven, 9. Mark Henry, 10. Scarecrow, 11. Kurt Angle, 12. Cesaro, 13. Christopher Daniels, 14. Baron Corbin, 15. Wade Barrett, 16. Shinsuke Nakamura, 17. DDP, 18. Test, 19. Mr. Perfect, 20. Abyss, 21. Tiny, 22. Chaz, 23. Ken Shamrock, 24. Bossman, 25. The Anvil, 26. Mr. Ass, 27. Eddie Guerrero, 28. Chavo, 29. Mr. Clean, 30. Drake Nash, 31. X-Pac, and 32. Kurgan
Legends secured = 1. Teo, 2. Attitude, 3. Robbie Storm, 4. Miz, 5. Andrade, 6. Brock Lesnar, 7. Kevin Owens, 8. Rhyno, 9. Jon Moxley, 10. Petey Williams, 11. Brandon Lee, 12. Jeff Hardy, 13. Rob Van Dam, 14. Jeff Jarrett, 15. Drew McIntyre, 16. Mike O’Malley, 17. Samoa Joe, 18. Mr. Kennedy, 19. Aleister Black, 20. Randy Savage, 21. John Morrison, 22. Scott Nash, 23. Slammer, 24. Marty Scurll, 25. Doink, 26. Tazz, 27. Scorpion, 28. Matt Hardy, 29. Triple H, 30. Lance Storm, 31. B-Rad, and 32. T-Page
Women’s Draft –
Asylum secured = 1. Amazon, 2. Paige, 3. Alexa Bliss, 4. Sasha Banks, 5. Molly Holly, 6. Tenille Dashwood (Emma), 7. Carmella, 8. Taya Valkyrie, 9. Ariel, 10. Alundra Blayze, 11. Madyson Rayne, 12. Ivelisse, 13. Maria, 14. Britt Baker, 15. Ivory, 16. Peyton Royce, 17. Billie Kaye, 18. Sable, 19. Zevon Heaven, 20. Mockingbird, and 21. Sharon Carter
Legends secured = 1. Angelina Love, 2. Gail Kim, 3. Living Dead Girl, 4. Asuka, 5. Tessa Blanchard, 6. Mandy Rose, 7. Sonya Deville, 8. Ruby Riott, 9. Velvet Sky, 10. Michelle McCool, 11. Amber Gallows, 12. Zelina Vega, 13. Victoria, 14. Sarah Logan, 15. Allie, 16. Layla, 17. Sunny, 18. Stephanie McMahon, 19. Starfire, 20. Thundra, and 21. Daisy Buffer