Mmouse Enterprises HQ2
Nashville, Tennessee
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Mmouse Enterprises HQ1
Memphis, Tennessee
November 20, 2019
10:30am
Reporting: Lawrence C. Mason
A series of developments coming from both Headquarters of Mmouse Enterprises. First and foremost, Chairman Murrey has called for a special meeting of the Board this evening for a matter not yet made public, but rumor has it that it pertains – in part – to the lawsuit filed by the late-Terry Austin’s family in response to Teo’s controversial and degrading remarks aimed at Mr. Austin. A subsequent press release revealed – in what may be related to the special meeting – a first ever press conference this Saturday at a recently purchased space in Knoxville, Tennessee. It was noted that this will be Chairman Murrey’s first press conference where he will take questions, and that the two Co-Vice Chairs seated at HQ1 and HQ2 will be participating via Skype.
In other related news, Teo tweeted an image of Terry Austin with photoshopped tears and a caption which read: “That moment when Teo makes you the talk of the world, but you didn’t live to see it.” The Austin Family released a statement demanding that Teo immediately apologize, but there was no immediate response from Teo when we reached out for a comment.
With Mickey, there was another string of angry tweets today, but one in particular took a sharp jab at Murrey with a reference to Benny Mouse’s recent press conference: “For the first time in my life, I can wholeheartedly agree with Benjamin…Murrey’s appointment was lame!! You all will be sorry that I was forced to step down from the Chairmanship.”
Mr. Murrey could not be reached for comment, citing preparations for the special meeting. However, his office to extend an offer to the press to ask about it on Saturday.
Finally, after an outcry from the women’s locker room, the Gauntlet Match for “Greatness Reborn” has been listed as an official part of the card via the website. It was not listed due to an error on the part of the internet editing crew.
Stay tuned for more details.