Breaking News: EWA announces new talent acquisitions

By Chris Hyatte

We are receiving breaking news out of BWM Inc HQ in Stamford, CT that Benny Mouse has finalized contracts with two additional superstars.

First, sources have confirmed that legendary monster Bane has signed a longterm contract with the EWA.

Second, we have learned that top independent women's wrestler Nyla Rose has signed with the EWA. Rose is widely credited as being the first 'legitimate' transgender female superstar of the modern era, as Lady Love and Kevina Kelly were not traditionally considered wrestling talent.

Things are already heating up, and I'll continue to bring you all the latest EWA news as it breaks!