BREAKING NEWS!
Mmouse Enterprises HQ1
Memphis, Tennessee
November 15, 2019
1:30am
Reporting: Lawrence Mason
A string of major events have developed all across the PWI Universe!
First and foremost, Co-Vice Chair Catherine Mouse announced a $500,000 fine for Teo if he doesn’t comply with her order to apologize publicly to the Austin Family for his gross remarks about the deceased Terry Austin during his Pre-Premiere Interview. This comes on the heel of a summons for Miss Mouse to appear in Court on behalf of PWI to confront the lawsuit spawned from Teo’s remarks. Teo could not be immediately reached for comment, as our call was promptly sent to a prerecorded voicemail message which included a plea from Teo for all callers complaining about his remarks to “kiss [his] ass”.
Secondly, Co-Vice Chairman Mickey Mouse tweeted – mocking Catherine and his brother Benny’s failure to deliver a promised “earth-shattering announcement” by the afternoon of November 14th – when he said: “My dear daughter is struggling to whip her roster into shape while my wall-nibbling brotard returns to his erratic roots. Pinch me, I must be dreaming. Then again, don’t. You might get a raw dog rumble the likes of which you’ve never seen before in the mood I’m in.” Mickey then subsequently issued another tweet on another matter of some importance to him: “I’ve officially dispatched my long-time Business Man – Harry Puddphucker, who I’ve always entrusted with my financial affairs and dealings – to investigate this anonymous sabotage master holding 24% of my company’s shares hostage. It is only a matter of time before the mask comes off!”
Finally, in news which just broke a few moments ago AS WE WERE COMPOSING THIS UPDATE the Board of Directors have made their final – seemingly unanimous – decision (a decision from which all three Co-Vice Chairs were banned from voting, per the agreed upon compromise) as to whom will serve as Mmouse Enterprises new Chairman! A Press Conference will be hosted some time between now and Greatness Reborn by the Board – led by the President – to introduce the person elected!
Stay tuned…