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Breaking: EWA's historic Hell Hath No Fury victorious in first ratings battle

EWA's historic grand reopening has come and gone, and the first of its kind all female PPV featuring twelve women vying for the Knockout's Championship and Knockout's Cup was a smash hit with critics and viewers alike. For the first time ever, the Mouse Brothers competed in a head to head opening day PPV, with Benny Mouse picking up the victory.


Wrestling pundit Cameron Cross exclaimed that Hell Hath No Fury exceeded all expectations, setting Madison Square Garden ablaze. The show was viewed live by 7,304,811 to PWI's Greatness Reborn's 7,167,500.


Hell Hath No Fury won by a margin of 137,311 fans; a wide enough margin to be determinative, but not a blowout. Still, the Knockouts made history with their efforts, ultimately seeing Nikki Bella defeat Megan Mouse and Charlotte Flair to capture the coveted gold.


Elsewhere, the wrestling world is still reeling from the surprise appearance of HCW's John Brown. Brown revealed that he has carried on an affair with Benny Mouse's wife Molly since the summer. Brown alleged that Molly's pregnancy is a result of said affair. He went on to reveal that so long as Molly wishes, he is a controlling shareholder in BWM Inc. and subsequently the Elite Wrestling Alliance. We also learned that Benny Mouse has been carrying on a prolonged affair with Renee Young, who was hired as Director of Commentary and Communications. Young was set to lead the broadcast team, but exited the commentary booth following a vague threat from Kevina Love.


The highly anticipated battle between Miss Athena Star and "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey took an unexpected turn when Nia Jax attacked. The 300+ pounder attacked them both, upset about being excluded from the evening. Later, Rousey attacked Star while she was being taken out via stretcher, breaking her arm as promised. Rousey suffered a concussion during her match with Star following a fall from the ladder to steel chairs, forcing her out of the tournament following the no contest.


Lady Love, set to reveal her latest love interest, was found in the backstage a bloodied mess. A sledgehammer was discovered nearby, as the Ladies Man and Dave Matthews desperately called for help.


Charlotte Flair had an impressive showing on her road to the finals, unnerving Natalya Neidhart by invoking her father. Flair took things further as she mocked Natalya's uncle, the legendary Bret the Hitman Hart who was seated at ringside. Neidhart attempted to attack Charlotte during her match with Beth Phoenix, but instead hit Beth with the chair.


Nikki Cross fell victim to "Twin Magic" after an impressive outing against Mickie James.


Following the results, EWA's Molly Mouse issued the following response:


"The ratings victory is perhaps the most satisfying in the history of BWM Inc. The Elite Wrestling Alliance set out to make history, and history was certainly made. The Knockouts broke through the glass ceiling, and their victory is much deserved. Additionally, the Knockouts set the tone for the Sixth Era, which has put the spotlight on the women in a way that's never been done before in this industry. Every woman who contributed to this ground breaking PPV and subsequent ratings victory deserves to be commended, as do the women of PWI, who stole the show at Greatness Reborn. The women have put the wrestling world on notice, and things are only going to get better!"

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