Blockbuster Announcement! (From MMouse Enterprises)

From the Desk of Vice Chair and Chief Operations Officer, Catherine Mouse:

Almost 24 hours ago I stood before the press to reveal some amazing official signings. I also noted that I was in talks with the MMouse Enterprises Board of Directors to approve the spending I believed we needed to remain competitive. Not only did the Board agree with my assessment, but - in light of the recent acquisitions by our competition - they pressed further by expanding our budget by Twenty Million Dollars overall and approving an immediate expenditure of 40 million dollars now. With that approval, the following "shadow draftees" have been officially signed:

Alexa Bliss, Paige, Sasha Banks, Carmella, Samoa Joe, Kevin Owens, Asuka, Sonya Deville, Ruby Riott, Mandy Rose, Tenille Dashwood (known in the Indies as "Emma"), and Baron Corbin. In addition to Lesnar, Gail Kim, and Moxley, these signings mean that we only have five remaining contracts to secure: Aleister Black, Sarah Logan, Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, and Zelina Vega.

However, we also took a chance, broke away from our original plans to hold off on new contracts and sealed the deal on signing the following superstars: Matt Taven, Madison Rayne, Dr. Britt Baker, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bray Wyatt, Velvet Sky, and a newcomer straight from PWI's Developmental Program: Miss Zevon Heaven. The Board felt that these 7 new recruits were appropriate, especially since it helps to maintain our premier status in the world of professional wrestling. We have our eyes obviously on the five draftees still holding out on their contract negotiations as well as on about a dozen other new signees.

Thank you for your attention. Stay tuned for future updates very soon!